What a productive day!

So i am a really lazy person. My plan for today was to go out in service. So i woke up at 8 and then decided to not go out and i watched a couple movies had some cereal ate some cake and basically i have remained in a laying down position all day. All i want to do is eat fatty foods and just stay in my room all day. I am also drinking too much alcohol.I'm not getting drunk or anything but out of the 8 days i probably have had a drink 7 of those days. I am just going to get a beer gut and have really bad cholesterol and then because of eating so much bad food i am going to start to stink. I can see it now.