A Dead Bird!

Friday- Whitney, Hanson, and i went to the beach in long island.The weather was great. Hanson made sandwiches for us and not just any sandwich, it was mozarella with pesto,sun-dried tomatoes, and prosciutto. Did i eat the prosciutto? Heck yah! So i am sitting there in my beach chair reading a book when all of a sudden i notice a couple of seagulls coming my way. I noticed that they were flying pretty low. Well i kind of turn my head and close my eyes and the next think i know, i feel something hit me in the leg! I look down and it's a DEAD BIRD! It hit me in the leg and then bounced off and hit the beach blanket. What's worse is that it was cut open so i had remnants of dead bird on my leg and on my book. I started screaming, people were looking, i yell Whitney's name and stand there in horror. So whitney says run to the water and wash it off. So i high tail it to the water to get the bird funk off! I couldn't believe what had just happened. After the beach we went to this outside seafood shack. It was so good. Then we came home.