I hate meteorologists!

So yesterday on the radio and the news they kept talking about how we were under an ice storm warning and how we could have a half inch of ice. So everyone's all excited thinking about the possibility of not having to work the next day.So this morning i woke up hoping that the ground would be covered in so much ice, that the second i put my foot on the ground to take a step, there was a strong possibility that i could fall and break my neck. Maybe, while i lay there sleeping in my bed all night, outside was a vicious ice storm, one like we had never seen before, that in one blast froze everything in its place as if time had stopped. So when i woke up this morning, i was almost afraid to look out the window to see whether my hopes had been dashed. I felt like i was on the price is right and i had to guess the price of a 2009 Chrysler Lebaron. Uugh! SO i say" Bob i think it's 35, 759 dollars" as i look at my friends in the audience for their reaction to my bid. My heart starts beating really fast, my mouth is dry, my fingers numb. Bob says, "the actual retail price is 36,759! Oooh! Then comes that tuba that plays the "your such a loser" music.Well, i looked outside and there was no ice. Dejected! So i got dressed and went to work.