Oh no! The Police!

So a co-worker of mine hit my car in the parking lot and broke the cover of my tailight (?) so up until this morning i was driving without one.On saturday Debi and i were driving around and got pulled over by a cop and i immediately thought oh crap! i am going to get a ticket and also i don't have my insurance card! So when he asks me for my license and my insurance card i handed him my license and then i had to act like i was really looking for my insurance card knowing all along i didn't have it. So i just told him ;after about 45 seconds of looking for it, that i must have left it at home. So he says ok and basically tells me to get some tape to cover up my tailight and he let me go. Now, i don't want to brag or anything, but i must say, my record with cops is pretty good. I probably have been pulled over maybe 8 or 9 times in my life and i have been given 3 tickets and out of the three i have paid two. Two out of nine, i think that's pretty good! I mean some people may call it a gift, a talent but honestly i can't explain it! Could Michelangelo explain how he was able to paint the Sisteen Chapel? Could Mozart explain how he had the ability to compose such extraordinary pieces of music? No! It was something that these great men were born with.So please, don't ask me to explain how i am able to accomplish this great feat- it is impossible to put into words.