Pigeons!

I hate pigeons. They are loud. I hear them outside my window every day. The noise they make sounds like two people getting it on. Which is really gross. Yesterday i left my apt and i was about to get on the elevator and there was a pigeon just standing there in the hallway. I think that pigeon is to blame for the alarm going off in the building TWICE yesterday! They are dirty and what's worse, they aren't afraid of humans.Their poop is everywhere. You dirty,dirty,bird!