your husband can do what?!

So today my coworker tells me that her husband can tell which of his farts are going to stink and which ones aren't. I love it! It's genius! She said the other night they were in bed and he let one go and she said,"Uggghh! Michael did you just fart?" and he says, "Don't worry, you won't smell it." and she didn't. She said she didn't know how he can tell , but he can. So i tell her that her husband is a FART PREDICTOR or better yet a FART SMELL PREDICTOR! How come i couldn't be blessed with such talent. Life Stinks!