Anybody up for eggs?

So i recently found out that you can make 8,000 dollars if you sell your eggs. But i wonder,since i am in my thirties would the amount i could get be alot lower. These eggs are probably hard boiled.

How can you not know that!

It's hot outside and that means smelly people on the train. It just gets really funky on the train when it's hot outside.Why dont some people wear deodorant. Isnt that just common knowledge that you should use some kind of deodorant so that you dont offend other people with your disgusting b.o.

That would be awful

Recently i keep thinking about my brother calling me and telling me that my mom or dad is dead or my dad calling me and telling me that my brother was just in a terrible accident and they think he isnt going to make it.I just keep thinking about my reaction to the news and where i would be when i hear the news and just how terrible i would feel and how empty i would feel. I hope i never get that phone call.

WHere is it!

Ian made a really strong drink for me. I feel great. I was eating some chocolate covered preztels just a minute ago and i put the bag down and then i couldnt find it. i just put it down!What;s happening here! i need to go to bed.
I wish i was in love.

WHat!

So i have been going thru a phase where i am wearing my underwear inside out. i dont know why this keeps happening.

My near death experience

Last night i almost lost my life. I would have been killed by a taxi cab. It was a raining last night and i got off the train and had to go to the grocery store because i have no food. So i trek to the store in the pouring rain and i am about to cross the street because i had the right of way, so i step out into the street and this cab flies around the corner. He was within inches of hitting me. I didn't really react all that much,surprisingly. Also sometimes i am confusing what happens in my dreams with reality.

Rebel Yell!

So recently I have been in kind of a rebellious mood. I want a tattoo, I have been thinking about it for weeks. I'm not going to get one of course but I want one. I just want to get drink and just get wasted and go to a club and just dance. I don't know what has brought this on but I just want to have a good time and throw caution to the wind! I am sure it's just a phase. Sometimes u just want to be carefree, but that's really not possible. Oh just to keep things clear, i will not be doing any of the activites mentioned above.